*This is a not so run-of-the-mill basic tutorial on how to ranch sit properly.
Try your best not to be sick about the lack of scenery.
Try real hard…
because it can get pretty ugly at times.
Check the weather on your laptop… a lot, preferably with your feet up…
and get a good friend to ‘spot’ ya.
One must also have a good barn cat spotter too. Helps keep them pesky hawks, crows, eagles, Blue Herons, Canadian and snow geese at bay while you are tending to…
big Shire draft horses.
Follow the ranch dog Gus’s example and keep your muscles stretched…morning and night.
Take lots of breaks, even if you have to lay in the snow to do it….plus it helps to cool a person, or dog, down….fast.
Take a picture of your reflection in the windows, making sure you get the mountains in the background. Mainly, to prove to yourself later that you really were there and it wasn’t a dream.