Do you ever get the feeling…
you’re being watched?
Pay no attention to the dog behind the Christmas tree. You do not see what may or may not look like a black dog behind this tree.
I knew I should’ve asked Santa for camo.
Now move along, nothing to see here.
I promise you…if you do not remove yourself and that irritating camera I cannot guarantee you will live to see another day.
Of course I can’t guarantee that anyway. I’m just saying.
Just walk away and lets just think of me as the gift that just keeps on giving.
You wanna what?!
Take the tree down? This tree?
Why would you want to do that? What’s the harm in leaving it?
I really like it right here.
The whole idea stinks. It’s a bad one and I’m not moving.
I vote it stays…Thanks.